八 ; 「voice」

[saucey]

Don't even want to know what's going to happen this week.

Naruto, keep it down if you're gonna shout at them.

Comments

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

It's been a while since you visited.
...Is there a special event I'm not aware of? A brotherly-date or picnic by the lake that I forgot about?
Just, please do us all a favor and leave your wife at home.

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

I know, I apologize aniki. I've been... Occupied.

No, I've merely been remiss, and I thought I should come see you, since you've had to put up with Sasuke a lot lately.

He won't be coming.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Madara-chan's been keeping you up at night? If you ever need to, you can crash over here. If Anko fusses, we can sleep out on the couch.

Oh, it's fine. Carmen's kid's over here too, and they've been keeping each other occupied. I use the time to catch up on some reading. But I don't mind having a brotherly distraction instead.

Good.

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

I may take you up on that some time, thank you.

I'm sorry if Sasuke has been harassing Obito-kun. But I would like to see you. It's been a while.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Sure thing.

Mmm...it's really Carmen's problem, so I don't mind.
It has been. Just because you're married with children now, Itachi-kun, doesn't mean you have to be such a stranger.

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

I know. I'm sorry aniki. I'm sure you've been lonely, with only Anko to keep you occupied.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Hey, stop apologizing, otouto. I'm not your wife.

Indeed I have. Though I am kept occupied...

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

I'm well aware, that would be hard to miss.

I'm sure I don't need to know more than that.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. Weird as it sounds, I would make a better wife, at least. And that's really saying something.

You sure? I could tell you all about it tomorrow...

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

I think your own wife might disagree, aniki.

I'm sure we'll have plenty to catch up on that doesn't involve those details.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Oh, what does she know about my wifely abilities?

Maybe. ...But I could still tell you anyway.

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I don't see you wearing the pants in the family, aniki.

I can stop you, you know.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

I don't wear my pants very often when Anko's around, true...She's usually quick to get them off me.

Uh huh, sure.

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

Yes, I imagine she is.

I have my ways.

[scarysnakelady]

I do not fuss.

Just don't let him bring Madara.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

No, sorry. Not "fuss." Instead you "bitch" and "nag."

I won't. Don't worry.

[scarysnakelady]

Bitch I will own up to. Only old ladies nag. ...And if you call me 'your old lady' or such shit I will... I dunno, do something drastic.

Good. Otherwise, he gets the snakes and I don't care who they kill.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Drastic? Sounds fun...

Just leave my brother out of it, and you're welcome to whatever kinky snake fantasies you want.

[scarysnakelady]

Oh, you want that sort of drastic, hmm?

Well then. Now that I have your permission to torture your in-laws~

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

[chuckles] Of course...

If it's Madara, you have my blessing many times over. Please do.

[scarysnakelady]

Oh good~

We just might be able to make a night out of both. Possibly.