saucey | 二十

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二十

That was fun.

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I'm ready to start whenever you are.

I dunno. You might clean up nice.

Maybe. [They're her babies, she misses them already.]

Hm. I think that's wishful thinking on your part.

I'll make a convert out of you yet. [Poor Anko. We will have to find her a snake to befriend here?]

What, scared of testing it out? I think you'd look quite nice in a kimono and hakama.

Until they get wet and smell bad at least. [Yes, she can have a little garter snake buddy from the wastes.]

...Uh, maybe. I'm not sure I want to be your dress-up toy, though, Anko.

And then you get to give them a bath. Pakkun liked his bathes. [Yes! It'll be cute ^_^ Anko cannot be without snake-buddies.]

Oh come on. It's not like I'm going to put you in a frilly pink skirt or something. That's what the Animus and Gai are for.

Don't they like....splash and get water everywhere then? [Precisely! It's like Itachi without crows, or Naruto without orange!]

...What? The Animus I can understand but...Gai? What kinds of kinky things have you two been up to?

Pakkun was pretty well-behaved, but sure, some do. Not that there's anything wrong with things getting a little wet and messy.

[Such tragedy! We'll find her a snake soon, then, even if it has to be a special mission or something!]

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二十

And let's not forget the crazy uchiha PLUS rough sex (there is that)

Yes, of course not!

That's the best part. Or worst, if you're sauce, I guess.

But Sauce-torture is the best part, so who really cares how bad it is for him?

That's Itachi's job, sensei

...We're, uh, double-teaming you? (Nice face, by the way)

Itachi's enough, thanks

Aww, but I thought the more the merrier?

Heee, especially when a Sauce is present to torture!

Naturally! XD We need to tie him down so he's always here for the fun...