三十五

[saucey]

Get something through your sick minds.

I do not sleep with Itachi. I do not do incest. I do not have sex with animals. I do not have sex at all.

Get it through your fucking minds and go find yourself some mental help.

Keep spouting out this bullshit and I'll be more than happy to shove a chidori through your heart.

[[ Fifteen minutes after this is posted to the network, Sasuke leaves to go to the wastes. Any response after Ai's won't be getting replies. :x

ETA: Okay, I lied. They get responses next day.]]

Comments

[Voice]

[throws-gun.livejournal.com]

I like the part where you said "I do not have sex at all".

[Voice]

[saucey]

Fuck off.

Re: [Voice]

[originalprodigy.livejournal.com]

I liked that, too.

[willdateforyen.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with having sex as long as you like the person?

[saucey]

Don't get me started.

[unlucky-blood.livejournal.com]

It's Adstringéndum. Everyone seems to think that siblings have romantic involvements with each other.

[originalprodigy.livejournal.com]

...

Smooth.

[Next Day]

[saucey]

Fuck off.

[Next Day]

[saucey]

Wanna try saying that again, Kevin?

[scarysnakelady]

You seriously need to get laid.

I'll take your brother off your hands though, if that helps.

[Next Day]

[saucey]

Go find yourself a snake.

[iceandivory.livejournal.com]

...

[bestworstdad.livejournal.com]

[anime-logic-irl.livejournal.com]

At least no one's drawn you doing those things.

[Next Day]

[saucey]

Not funny.

Kakashi's just not pleased you're doing your disappearing act, Saucy

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

...There's such a thing as too much information, Sasuke...

[Next Day][Private//Unhackable]

[saucey]

I could always simply snap, Kakashi.

[al_truism]

/STARE

[Next Day]

[saucey]

What? Spit it out.

[linked-by-blood.livejournal.com]

There isn't need for such language. Your words can be expressed with the intent you mean without sounding so ignorant!

[Next Day]

[saucey]

Deal with it.

[fans-flames.livejournal.com]

...

[Twitch.]

And who's been saying that about us?

[Next Day][Private//Unhackable]

[saucey]

I don't know his name, but he's new.

He's the one that made an accidental post in multiple languages.

[enviousimmortal.livejournal.com]

Then why are you so disturbed?

[a-sunny-place.livejournal.com]

Sasuke-san...

[Next Day]

[saucey]

What?

[heavenly-earth.livejournal.com]

That's....grossly informative, Sasuke- to the point of possibly being unnecessary. I do hope that you won't be ailed with any more accusations, but there are some who are crass. I would not waste my energy on those that spout groundless obscenities.

[gunshin-tsukiga.livejournal.com]

...Okay. A little overkill there, but considering your sentiments I understand. Sort of.

[bunny_flower]

... Sasuke-san ? What brought that on ?