saucey | 七十六; 「voice post」

[The feed's silent for a long moment before Sasuke finally speaks up.]

I found a bigger place. I'll be moving there.

Don't take this wrong way.

It's better than when he gets the tar beaten out of him, I guess. Itachi drugged is just impossible.

...Good thing Madara's occupied then, I suppose.

Itachi's a kitten next to Madara.

...Yeah, I know. Madara's got the advantage.

Advantage?

Advantage of being a bigger ass and jerk.

He threw me through a window, even.

How nice of him.

I wish.

[He's going in ciiiircles. But hey, it worked in distracting you, Al :D]

No offense, but your family's about as weird as mine can be.

And maybe just a little more fucked up.

Just a little.