二十

[saucey]

That was fun.


[Private to Madara||Unhackable]
I'm ready to start whenever you are.

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[saucey]

He's my dead cousin.

[scarysnakelady]

Formerly, according to this place.

So...does that count for a 'once-removed' or no?

[saucey]

Hell if I know.

[scarysnakelady]

...I'm gonna say yes, just because cousin-once-removed sounds cooler than just plain old cousin.

Plus, if the two of you ever make out there's an extra degree of removal.

[saucey]

...You're disgusting.

[scarysnakelady]

Well yeah. Life is far more fun that way.

[saucey]

 

[scarysnakelady]

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

...I'm going to pretend I didn't see this...

[scarysnakelady]

[hmm, possibly in trouble with Kakashi. What to do, what to do? ...Option three of course! Make it worse!]

What, you've never heard of 'kissing cousins', Kakashi-san?

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

[He clears his throat--or maybe that's a bit of a gagging sound--Who knows? Although with all the emo going on, you'd think he'd appreciate this humor a little more.]

Uh, no. Not really. Never really had cousins to kiss.

[scarysnakelady]

[Okay, he's got a point. Still, this point can be belabored! She can do it!]

Well, me neither. But some people have got an abundance of kissable relatives, and gossip gets around, you know.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

[Of course! If anyone can, Anko can! <3 ...I missed their convos.]

Oh, really? You think the Uchiha are kissable?
Which of my small Uchiha do I have to protect from you now, Anko?

[scarysnakelady]

[Yet another of her many talents. And so did I! ♥~]

The littler ones have a few more years to grow into being kissable.

Now, the older ones on the other hand...

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

[Much love for Anko's talents! ♥♥♥]

...I hope you just mean Itachi...

[scarysnakelady]

[All of them? How brave!]

Well, he's one. That Madara is looking pretty good on his age, isn't he?

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

[Yes, well...Kakashi's not so sure about some of them, but mun's all for them!]

...I hadn't noticed. He's not really my type.

[scarysnakelady]

[Kakashi is probably takign the smarter stance on that. Or, at least, the safer one]

He's not bad looking. Great hair. Okay, so maybe he's a little crazy, but who in that family isn't, hm?

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

[Lol. I'm sure XD]

They all have the same hair, really. And Obito's not entirely crazy. ...Or Sasuke.

There are better things to look at here than Madara anyway. And safer to kiss, certainly.

[scarysnakelady]

Yeah, but Madara's is all...long and flowy. Like Itachi's only less constrained. Sasuke's on the other hand, looks like a duck's ass, and Obito's has the potential to be not bad but is just sort of...spiky.

They're all crazy, to one extent or another.

Now now, Kakashi, snake charming's no fun if the snake hasn't got fangs~

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Huh. I guess I just apparently never saw the appeal of "long and flowy" hair.

Must be genetic, then. Hopefully it's not transferable.

[Chuckles] Alright. I suppose so. I'll leave the snakes for you to charm, then. I prefer puppies anyway.

[scarysnakelady]

Nice to have something to grab.

Gods, if their crazy catches? You're all doomed.

[smirks] To each their own, though I've heard dogs can also have sharp teeth.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Fairly short hair still does the trick, with less tangles afterward. But then you just like to make it rough on your partners, hm?

Maybe we already are.

At least they don't have venom.

[scarysnakelady]

Harder to get a good grip on that sometimes. And, of course. It's far more fun that way.

Crazy or doomed?

Yeah, worse. They've got all sorts of weird bacteria in their mouths. Ick.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

I'm sure. You didn't seem to have much of a problem with my hair at the time, though.

Both?

Hey, it's not so bad. At least they're affectionate?