二十

[saucey]

That was fun.


[Private to Madara||Unhackable]
I'm ready to start whenever you are.

Comments

[scarysnakelady]

Harder to get a good grip on that sometimes. And, of course. It's far more fun that way.

Crazy or doomed?

Yeah, worse. They've got all sorts of weird bacteria in their mouths. Ick.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

I'm sure. You didn't seem to have much of a problem with my hair at the time, though.

Both?

Hey, it's not so bad. At least they're affectionate?

[scarysnakelady]

Yours isn't exactly short. It just goes up, rather than down.

Could be worse.

Snakes are affectionate! You just haven't met the right snakes.

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Not very "flowy", though.

How so?

Apparently not. Maybe you can introduce me to the right ones sometime.

I just realized....this is still Sauce's journal XD

[scarysnakelady]

No. Oh well. At least there's enough of it, even if it's more...rugged than pretty.

We could all be doomed and completely sane. Now that would suck.

Yeah, sometime. [She still hasn't tried summoning here yet. That'll sure come as a nasty surprise. ;;]

Poor Sauce. His sensei and Anko are talking about crazy uchiha & rough sex (at least it's not Ed's?)

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

I'll accept that, then. Pretty was never really something I was going for anyway.

[chuckles] Yeah, I guess so.

And maybe I'll introduce you to a nice puppy that will curl up in your lap, hm? [Poor thing *pats*]

And let's not forget the crazy uchiha PLUS rough sex (there is that)

[scarysnakelady]

I dunno. You might clean up nice.

Maybe. [They're her babies, she misses them already.]

Yes, of course not!

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Hm. I think that's wishful thinking on your part.

I'll make a convert out of you yet. [Poor Anko. We will have to find her a snake to befriend here?]

That's the best part. Or worst, if you're sauce, I guess.

[scarysnakelady]

What, scared of testing it out? I think you'd look quite nice in a kimono and hakama.

Until they get wet and smell bad at least. [Yes, she can have a little garter snake buddy from the wastes.]

But Sauce-torture is the best part, so who really cares how bad it is for him?

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

...Uh, maybe. I'm not sure I want to be your dress-up toy, though, Anko.

And then you get to give them a bath. Pakkun liked his bathes. [Yes! It'll be cute ^_^ Anko cannot be without snake-buddies.]

That's Itachi's job, sensei

[saucey]

 

...We're, uh, double-teaming you? (Nice face, by the way)

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Itachi's enough, thanks

[saucey]

 

Aww, but I thought the more the merrier?

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Heee, especially when a Sauce is present to torture!

[scarysnakelady]

Oh come on. It's not like I'm going to put you in a frilly pink skirt or something. That's what the Animus and Gai are for.

Don't they like....splash and get water everywhere then? [Precisely! It's like Itachi without crows, or Naruto without orange!]

Naturally! XD We need to tie him down so he's always here for the fun...

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

...What? The Animus I can understand but...Gai? What kinds of kinky things have you two been up to?

Pakkun was pretty well-behaved, but sure, some do. Not that there's anything wrong with things getting a little wet and messy.

[Such tragedy! We'll find her a snake soon, then, even if it has to be a special mission or something!]