[He clears his throat--or maybe that's a bit of a gagging sound--Who knows? Although with all the emo going on, you'd think he'd appreciate this humor a little more.]
Uh, no. Not really. Never really had cousins to kiss.
Yeah, but Madara's is all...long and flowy. Like Itachi's only less constrained. Sasuke's on the other hand, looks like a duck's ass, and Obito's has the potential to be not bad but is just sort of...spiky.
They're all crazy, to one extent or another.
Now now, Kakashi, snake charming's no fun if the snake hasn't got fangs~
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What, you've never heard of 'kissing cousins', Kakashi-san?
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Uh, no. Not really. Never really had cousins to kiss.
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Well, me neither. But some people have got an abundance of kissable relatives, and gossip gets around, you know.
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Oh, really? You think the Uchiha are kissable?
Which of my small Uchiha do I have to protect from you now, Anko?
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The littler ones have a few more years to grow into being kissable.
Now, the older ones on the other hand...
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...I hope you just mean Itachi...
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Well, he's one. That Madara is looking pretty good on his age, isn't he?
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...I hadn't noticed. He's not really my type.
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He's not bad looking. Great hair. Okay, so maybe he's a little crazy, but who in that family isn't, hm?
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They all have the same hair, really. And Obito's not entirely crazy. ...Or Sasuke.
There are better things to look at here than Madara anyway. And safer to kiss, certainly.
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They're all crazy, to one extent or another.
Now now, Kakashi, snake charming's no fun if the snake hasn't got fangs~
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Must be genetic, then. Hopefully it's not transferable.
[Chuckles] Alright. I suppose so. I'll leave the snakes for you to charm, then. I prefer puppies anyway.
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Gods, if their crazy catches? You're all doomed.
[smirks] To each their own, though I've heard dogs can also have sharp teeth.
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Maybe we already are.
At least they don't have venom.
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Crazy or doomed?
Yeah, worse. They've got all sorts of weird bacteria in their mouths. Ick.
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Both?
Hey, it's not so bad. At least they're affectionate?
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Could be worse.
Snakes are affectionate! You just haven't met the right snakes.
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How so?
Apparently not. Maybe you can introduce me to the right ones sometime.
I just realized....this is still Sauce's journal XD
We could all be doomed and completely sane. Now that would suck.
Yeah, sometime. [She still hasn't tried summoning here yet. That'll sure come as a nasty surprise. ;;]
Poor Sauce. His sensei and Anko are talking about crazy uchiha & rough sex (at least it's not Ed's?)
[chuckles] Yeah, I guess so.
And maybe I'll introduce you to a nice puppy that will curl up in your lap, hm? [Poor thing *pats*]
And let's not forget the crazy uchiha PLUS rough sex (there is that)
Maybe. [They're her babies, she misses them already.]
Yes, of course not!
I'll make a convert out of you yet. [Poor Anko. We will have to find her a snake to befriend here?]
That's the best part. Or worst, if you're sauce, I guess.
Until they get wet and smell bad at least. [Yes, she can have a little garter snake buddy from the wastes.]
But Sauce-torture is the best part, so who really cares how bad it is for him?
And then you get to give them a bath. Pakkun liked his bathes. [Yes! It'll be cute ^_^ Anko cannot be without snake-buddies.]
That's Itachi's job, sensei
...We're, uh, double-teaming you? (Nice face, by the way)
Itachi's enough, thanks
Aww, but I thought the more the merrier?
Heee, especially when a Sauce is present to torture!
Naturally! XD We need to tie him down so he's always here for the fun...