saucey | 二十

[Yes, well...Kakashi's not so sure about some of them, but mun's all for them!]

...I hadn't noticed. He's not really my type.

[Kakashi is probably takign the smarter stance on that. Or, at least, the safer one]

He's not bad looking. Great hair. Okay, so maybe he's a little crazy, but who in that family isn't, hm?

[Lol. I'm sure XD]

They all have the same hair, really. And Obito's not entirely crazy. ...Or Sasuke.

There are better things to look at here than Madara anyway. And safer to kiss, certainly.

Yeah, but Madara's is all...long and flowy. Like Itachi's only less constrained. Sasuke's on the other hand, looks like a duck's ass, and Obito's has the potential to be not bad but is just sort of...spiky.

They're all crazy, to one extent or another.

Now now, Kakashi, snake charming's no fun if the snake hasn't got fangs~

Huh. I guess I just apparently never saw the appeal of "long and flowy" hair.

Must be genetic, then. Hopefully it's not transferable.

[Chuckles] Alright. I suppose so. I'll leave the snakes for you to charm, then. I prefer puppies anyway.

Nice to have something to grab.

Gods, if their crazy catches? You're all doomed.

[smirks] To each their own, though I've heard dogs can also have sharp teeth.

Fairly short hair still does the trick, with less tangles afterward. But then you just like to make it rough on your partners, hm?

Maybe we already are.

At least they don't have venom.

Harder to get a good grip on that sometimes. And, of course. It's far more fun that way.

Crazy or doomed?

Yeah, worse. They've got all sorts of weird bacteria in their mouths. Ick.

I'm sure. You didn't seem to have much of a problem with my hair at the time, though.

Both?

Hey, it's not so bad. At least they're affectionate?

Yours isn't exactly short. It just goes up, rather than down.

Could be worse.

Snakes are affectionate! You just haven't met the right snakes.

Not very "flowy", though.

How so?

Apparently not. Maybe you can introduce me to the right ones sometime.

No. Oh well. At least there's enough of it, even if it's more...rugged than pretty.

We could all be doomed and completely sane. Now that would suck.

Yeah, sometime. [She still hasn't tried summoning here yet. That'll sure come as a nasty surprise. ;;]

I'll accept that, then. Pretty was never really something I was going for anyway.

[chuckles] Yeah, I guess so.

And maybe I'll introduce you to a nice puppy that will curl up in your lap, hm? [Poor thing *pats*]

I dunno. You might clean up nice.

Maybe. [They're her babies, she misses them already.]

Hm. I think that's wishful thinking on your part.

I'll make a convert out of you yet. [Poor Anko. We will have to find her a snake to befriend here?]

What, scared of testing it out? I think you'd look quite nice in a kimono and hakama.

Until they get wet and smell bad at least. [Yes, she can have a little garter snake buddy from the wastes.]

...Uh, maybe. I'm not sure I want to be your dress-up toy, though, Anko.

And then you get to give them a bath. Pakkun liked his bathes. [Yes! It'll be cute ^_^ Anko cannot be without snake-buddies.]

Oh come on. It's not like I'm going to put you in a frilly pink skirt or something. That's what the Animus and Gai are for.

Don't they like....splash and get water everywhere then? [Precisely! It's like Itachi without crows, or Naruto without orange!]

...What? The Animus I can understand but...Gai? What kinds of kinky things have you two been up to?

Pakkun was pretty well-behaved, but sure, some do. Not that there's anything wrong with things getting a little wet and messy.

[Such tragedy! We'll find her a snake soon, then, even if it has to be a special mission or something!]

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I just realized....this is still Sauce's journal XD

Poor Sauce. His sensei and Anko are talking about crazy uchiha & rough sex (at least it's not Ed's?)

And let's not forget the crazy uchiha PLUS rough sex (there is that)

Yes, of course not!

That's the best part. Or worst, if you're sauce, I guess.

But Sauce-torture is the best part, so who really cares how bad it is for him?

That's Itachi's job, sensei

...We're, uh, double-teaming you? (Nice face, by the way)

Itachi's enough, thanks

Aww, but I thought the more the merrier?

Heee, especially when a Sauce is present to torture!

Naturally! XD We need to tie him down so he's always here for the fun...