saucey | 百十九; 「video」

百十九; 「video」

[Holy shit, call the press Sasuke turned it on on purpose. The feed shows the counter of an abandoned joke shop with a bag of...dated candy on it. Next to is Sasuke, shuffling a deck of cards before going through them, wiping off some dirt off. Just casual, really.]

The shop's at [x,y], if anyone's curious.

Anyone know any card games besides poker, or up for a practice round?

[And as he says this, there's some plastic bats flying through. W-Wat.]

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Yeah. But it's not a bad thing.

It'll wear you down even more, you realize.

Yeah, I know.

Wanna play a round before we depress ourselves?

[A soft snort.]

Sure. I'm going to win.

Probably. Wanna use the candy as betting chips?

[It's better than cigarettes and brandy shots, okay.]

Yeah, sure. I wouldn't eat this stuff anyway. It looks ancient.

[Falling off chairs, Sauce. Falling off chairs.]

Maybe we can give it to Rhode when we're done with it.

[Dealing the cards~ And, hey. He needed a drunk thing. Falling out of chairs is his drunk thing.]

Hopefully it'll glue her mouth shut.

[A snort as he sets the deck down before reaching into the bag for a handful of candy.]

That'd be nice.

Wouldn't it? Might be too much to ask for, though.

[And a pile of candy for him.]

Probably. I don't think it's a good thing if she's taken in interest in you, either.

[He'll discard three cards first, glancing over his new hand after drawing three before throwing in a few pieces of candy.]

She mostly leaves me alone.

[And Zuko will match Sasuke's bet.]

She's just annoying.

...Fun. She's told me she likes me.

[Damn you, short straw! And he'll add in a few more.]

She probably watches you sleep.

[And the sad part is that Zuko is totally serious. And he's matching again.]

...Then she's the perv, not me.

[Hm. Time to call! Two kings, Zuko :D]

Why does she call you that anyway?

[Two Aces, Sauce. Provided Aces are high. ♥]

Gimme your candy.

... Don't wanna talk about it.

[A huff as he slides all the candy over before taking all the cards to shuffle and redeal.]

Just that it didn't have anything to do with Rhode.

Well, now you have to tell me.

[New cards and a smirk as he adds to his pile.]

... Did you know Yoruichi?

[Deals the cards, stares at his hand... and discards it in favor of a new hand. And then three more. THEN, he bets some more pieces of candy.]

[Wow, Sasuke, you have terrible luck. He discards two cards to draw two more.]

Yeah. Well, a little. I never really talked to her.

[And he'll toss a few pieces.]

[Sob, doesn't he? ;; But this is a better hand now.]

There was a video post on the network of her in Itachi's bed. Naked.

[brb has to stop himself from dropping his cards.]

... what?

Y-Yeah. There was something about a shower too, but I don't even remember what that was about anymore.

Maybe she watches you shower.

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