saucey | 百十九; 「video」

百十九; 「video」

[Holy shit, call the press Sasuke turned it on on purpose. The feed shows the counter of an abandoned joke shop with a bag of...dated candy on it. Next to is Sasuke, shuffling a deck of cards before going through them, wiping off some dirt off. Just casual, really.]

The shop's at [x,y], if anyone's curious.

Anyone know any card games besides poker, or up for a practice round?

[And as he says this, there's some plastic bats flying through. W-Wat.]

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Hopefully it'll glue her mouth shut.

[A snort as he sets the deck down before reaching into the bag for a handful of candy.]

That'd be nice.

Wouldn't it? Might be too much to ask for, though.

[And a pile of candy for him.]

Probably. I don't think it's a good thing if she's taken in interest in you, either.

[He'll discard three cards first, glancing over his new hand after drawing three before throwing in a few pieces of candy.]

She mostly leaves me alone.

[And Zuko will match Sasuke's bet.]

She's just annoying.

...Fun. She's told me she likes me.

[Damn you, short straw! And he'll add in a few more.]

She probably watches you sleep.

[And the sad part is that Zuko is totally serious. And he's matching again.]

...Then she's the perv, not me.

[Hm. Time to call! Two kings, Zuko :D]

Why does she call you that anyway?

[Two Aces, Sauce. Provided Aces are high. ♥]

Gimme your candy.

... Don't wanna talk about it.

[A huff as he slides all the candy over before taking all the cards to shuffle and redeal.]

Just that it didn't have anything to do with Rhode.

Well, now you have to tell me.

[New cards and a smirk as he adds to his pile.]

... Did you know Yoruichi?

[Deals the cards, stares at his hand... and discards it in favor of a new hand. And then three more. THEN, he bets some more pieces of candy.]

[Wow, Sasuke, you have terrible luck. He discards two cards to draw two more.]

Yeah. Well, a little. I never really talked to her.

[And he'll toss a few pieces.]

[Sob, doesn't he? ;; But this is a better hand now.]

There was a video post on the network of her in Itachi's bed. Naked.

[brb has to stop himself from dropping his cards.]

... what?

Y-Yeah. There was something about a shower too, but I don't even remember what that was about anymore.

Maybe she watches you shower.

...Don't make me sick, man.

I'm just saying. Check your windows.

[Three Jacks.]

... Toushirou probably does that.

[...Two Queens. :|]

Well, he probably should, she's a creep and can sneak in through windows.

[srsly. moar candy for Zuzu.]

[He's hating this deck, man. Huffily shuffles the deck and deals. Discard one.

...Well, now this... Yeah, Zuko couldn't bet this. But he won't let it show. His poker face and all that. STOTIC LINEFACE TIEM.

Have some candy shoved in to bet.]

[Zuko eyes Sauce for a long moment before shoving in some candy. He's figured out that the cards with pictures on them are obviously worth more than the others... so hey, a few queens can't be bad.]

[Yeah, well. A few queens can't beat a Royal Straight Flush, yeah?]

... does that mean you win?

[BECAUSE WHAT IS THAT.]

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